Saturday 10 November 2012

Some People Use War as an Excuse for Everything


Mrs Bagshaw lived for disapproval.  Not that she wanted anyone to disapprove of her.  Her behaviour was of course exemplary.  Otherwise she wouldn’t be qualified to offer out her opinions on the way that other people ran their lives.  Everyone else was doing it wrong.  But Mrs Bagshaw had a husband, two children, a full washing line and front doorstep that gleamed, even on a foggy day.  Of course she was doing everything right.  But her across the road at number 12, well!  She was a different kettle of fish altogether.

It was in the war when her at number 12 went wrong.  Women of her sort used the war as an excuse for all sorts of ridiculous behaviour.  First of all she married that pilot.  She went silly over the uniform.  And if anybody was going to get themselves killed it was a pilot.  The marriage didn’t last a year before he went down in the North Sea.  And what had she done in the meantime?  Got herself pregnant.  Talk about setting yourself up for sorrow.  So, there she was – no husband, a kiddy that won’t stop crying because it’s got an unfit mother and no food in the cupboard.  No time to grow anything she said – even though she’d a lovely patch of soil round the back.  So, she fetched round the ARP warden to see about growing some potatoes – and ends up growing much more into the bargain.  Another baby no less.  The ARP Warden went running back to his wife, saying that there was no proof that the blighter was his.

But the real disapproval started at the end of the war, when young Peter Bagshaw turned 19.  Just the day after his birthday, he was caught sneaking out of number 12 at 1 o’clock in the morning.  Peter got a red ear but he never lost his grin.  Local opinion was divided on whether number 12 had done it out of spite to Mrs Bagshaw, or because she just genuinely couldn’t resist a strapping young lad.  Either way, when there’s a war on, you take your pleasure where you find it.

*Title inspired by a line from Human Voices by Penelope Fitzgerald

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