Monday 24 February 2014

The Measure of Her

Angela pulled her mother’s shopping list from the pocket in her home- made summer dress.  A reel of Sylko in Buckingham Lilac was at the top of the list. The stitching was coming loose at the hem of her dress and this would be used to make the required repairs. Next was a reel of Peacock Blue for mending the tear in her gymslip, then a box of Dorcas pins to replace all those that invariably disappeared.  Finally, a new tape measure was required.  One with inches on both sides.  This last instruction was underlined twice.
“All of our tape measures are metric on one side and imperial on the other” the tiny haberdashery junior whispered to her. “It’s how they’re made now.”
“Haven’t you got any imperial only ones left over somewhere in the back?” Angela almost pleaded.
“I haven’t seen any at all recently.”
An older assistant appeared from behind a curtain and began a brisk tidy of the fabrics.  Her glasses, which she wore on a chain around her neck, bounced on her matronly bosom as she worked.
“Oh dear.  What am I going to do?  Do you know of anywhere else I might try?”
“What’s the problem, dear?” The matron swept up to Angela.
“My Mum needs a replacement tape measure – she snapped her old one – and she really wants one with inches on both sides.  She’ll not be happy at all if I take one with centimetres on.”
“I know just how she feels.  I can’t deal with all this metrication either.  But can’t she just use one side of the tape?”
“She says it bothers her to always have to be looking which side to use.”
“Why don’t you try Hatchett’s round the back of the cathedral?  Or look in the flea market?”

Angela left the department store, thoughts of the incident on Sunday driving her on. The screaming from the bedroom that had taken her upstairs to find her mother frenziedly chopping at her new tape measure.

“I’m not having that!” she had squealed at Angela “I measured my waist and it said 88! Frightened me out of my wits, damn centimetres. I’m not having THAT!”


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Thursday 13 February 2014

Bartholomew Sheet 32

When Stephen bought the map, he asked the shop manager if it could be wrapped.  It was an unusual request, half inch maps were rarely bought as gifts.  But the act of purchasing the item had made his customer look rapturous, and it was infectious.  Why not wrap a map?  Happy customers returned for more.

The rectangular brown package, tied up with delicate string, went home with Stephen in the inside pocket of his overcoat.  He felt it against his breast as he hung from a strap on the tube. He held it to his chest as he jogged up the five flights of stairs to the flat.  He swung through the front door and dodged the line of damp nappies and stockings. They were strung across the tiny lobby, absorbing the odour of frying potatoes. Without stopping to remove his coat, Stephen skipped into the tiny kitchen, where his wife stood at the gas stove.  It was taking all of Vera’s attention to stop the potatoes from sticking to the pan.  Her hair hung limply over her shoulders, she yawned and stretched as he approached.

“Good day dear?” It was her automatic greeting. 
“Marvellous!  Fantastic!  Superb!”
Vera put her old cooking spoon into the pan and properly looked at her husband.
“Was it?”
“Here.  Turn the gas off a mo and open your present.”  He produced the package from his coat pocket.
Vera took it from him and carefully sliced through the string with her potato knife.  She gave him the empty wrapping and turned over the map.
“A map of Sussex.  What do I need this for?” she resisted a smile.
He gave her a set of co-ordinates, scribbled in pencil on a torn edge of a newspaper.  With her rambling experience, she found the spot within seconds.
“The Arundel cottage?”
He nodded. “It’s ours!  Our new home in the country.  Hot and cold running and hikes every weekend without the need for transport.”


Vera clutched the map to her apron, while Stephen searched the scullery for that bottle of stout.